About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
