Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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