mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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Are my feet made of real feet?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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