i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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