we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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