Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
