But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
