Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
We named our party play list daddy issues
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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