You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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