yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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