i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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