If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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