Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
pop tarts are not kleenex
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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