hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I deserve this hangover.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
