That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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