I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
