just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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