you would pick up someone in the library
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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