Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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