Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i now understand why vodka
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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