We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I think your dad took our porno
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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