Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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