Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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