I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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