so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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