Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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