I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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