did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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