I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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