this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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