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im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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