She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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