no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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