Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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