im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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