Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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