just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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