You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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