is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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