why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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