8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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