he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
tell me about the eggs
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