Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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