I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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