508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize