If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
this just has baby written all over it
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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