Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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