I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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