i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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