Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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