when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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