If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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