I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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