YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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