Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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