Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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