Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?